m1 felicitations!

In what has become an annual tradition of long standing hereabouts, I would like to wish you all the very happiest marchFIRST!

In honor of the occasion, I pray that if you have the budget to pull a latterday dot.bubble-type stunt, you blow it on the most stupid and pointless one you can possibly come up with.

Or at least, y’know, an ad on national TV.